Conan O’Brien is now officially famous. He even has his own stalker, a priest named Father David Ajemian (46). The good father is undergoing a psychiatric evaluation after he was arrested for stalking and harassing Conan. The Manhattan District Attorney’s Office said the priest sent threatening postcards and letters to O’Brien’s home and to his office at 30 Rockefeller Plaza for more than a year, even though he was told to stop. In his letters Ajemian referred to himself as "your priest stalker," and "Is this the way you treat your most dangerous fans?," and "I want a public confession before I ever consider giving you absolution — or a spot on your couch." Ajemian was arrested last week while trying to enter a taping session of NBC’s "Late Night with Conan O’Brien."

Confessions must have really been fun with Father Ajemian.

Rebecca Romijn told Conan O’Brien about her favorite fan letter that said:

"Dear Rebecca, I love to look at pictures of you and your luscious melons. I would like to see a picture of your luscious melons in a pink bikini or maybe your luscious melons in a black bikini. When’s your birthday? Mine’s February 2nd. What’s your favourite food? Back to your luscious melons… luscious melons… luscious melons…luscious melons."

My gosh, this guy really loves melons. He must be a vegetarian.

The iPhone does everything.