Bruce Willis was spotted on a yacht in Sardinia with his new girlfriend Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend". There are stories that just looking at Karen’s Playboy spread can cure flaccid penis syndrome (FPS). Maybe Bruce needed hands on therapy.

Rumer Willis, 18-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, was caught in the middle of a drug arrest.

"Access Hollywood" reports that Rumer was in a Maryland hotel room where police busted a man for marijuana possession after hotel guests complained about noise. Willis was one of four people in the room. She was not arrested, nor was she being investigated.

Rumer’s in Maryland making an indie film called "From Within."

Just last month, Bruce Willis told People magazine that he and Demi talked to their kids about drugs, saying, "We have an ongoing conversation. They have the gene, and we warn them: ’You have a predisposition to be an alcoholic.’ It’s on her side of the family and mine. It’s something to be aware of. My kids are strongly anti-drug."

Rumer doesn’t seem like the pot smoking type, but she also doesn’t seem like the type to put a condom in her mouth. She does want attention, so anything could happen.

After Rumer Willis left an ESPY Awards after party last night in Hollywood, two low brow criminal thugs decided to viscously beat on innocent photogs trying to get pictures of wannabe star Rumer. Anyone who takes a picture of Rumer to get her some attention is doing her a favor, because right now she’s nobody except Bruce Willis’ daughter. Here’s more:

The fight began after two random jerks decided to act as Rumer Willis’ bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar and then allegedly got violent with paparazzi. According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we’re told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions.

TMZ cameras caught sound of the attack and the immediate aftermath. You see another photog got nuts on the evildoers with his fists. Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground was arrested.

The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.

The guy in the video is having seizures because he has a serious brain injury from his head being slammed into the ground. The attacker needs to be thrown in prison for attempted murder.

It never happened. That’s what Bruce Willis has to say about those rumors that he and Lindsay Lohan had a short-lived "thing."

In an interview with the Mirror, Willis concedes that he has a rakish image and that his denials of hanky-panky with Firecrotch will fall on deaf ears.

“Here’s what you have to know,” he says with a hint of exasperation. “I don’t pay attention to the gossip anymore. I don’t look at it or let it in my house. We could go down to a newsstand right now and find five stupid things that are written about me, but I just don’t care.

“I stopped fighting it when I was a young kid and I was trying to find my way, just flailing wildly, figuring out how to handle fame. Setting the record straight… I couldn’t care less. Because no matter how many times I tell you I had nothing to do with Lindsay Lohan and never laid a finger on her – she just hung out with my younger daughter Tallulah for a minute – it’s still gonna be set in stone. It’s out of my control.”

Bruce, we believe you. Really.

In the time that has passed since those rumors were hot, we’ve learned that Lindsay was raised by a liar, that she has delusions of influential connections to an ex-Vice President, and that she can’t spell the word adequate.

Her alleged claims - and then public denials - that the two of you were hitting it off seem less convincing now than ever.

We’re just glad that rehab has reduced said Lohan hook-up claims. We’re bracing for the new wave of Lindsay-finds-love stories we’ll soon have to post.

And it makes our fingers cry.

This is either enviable and admirable, or it’s gross. We can’t decide.

According to the New York Post Bruce Willis has been up to the following shenanigans.

"At the after-party for his movie premiere Friday night, at Spotlive Live in Times Square, Willis was spotted "flirting and leaving with a gorgeous young blonde." Our spy said he picked her up "right in front of [his 18-year-old daughter] Rumer Willis." On Sunday, the bald bachelor held court with a table of "20-something models" while celebrating Petra Nemcova’s birthday at the Gramercy Park Hotel - again with his daughter looking on.

Maybe his daughter thinks it’s cool. It’s hard to tell what it might be like. We never palled around with our hot-at-50, action-movie-hero single dad when we were 18.

Maybe it would be all, like, yippee-ki-yay, and stuff.

Yea…no.

Final verdict? Ewwwww…