Ashlee Simpson gave birth to a baby boy yesterday. His name is Bronx Mowgli Wentz (BMW). Pete Wentz is the dad. If anyone cares.

Ashlee Simpson’s new album has been a huge bomb, and so she’s also decided to cancel her tour. Her rep said:

"After careful consideration, Ashlee Simpson has decided to postpone her summer tour. She is committed to giving her fans the best show possible, and will be back better than ever and ready to rock in the future."

We probably won’t see Ashlee back on tour again, or releasing another album for a few years. The Simpson sisters are fading into the sunset.

Ashlee was smart to cash in on the wedding, and upcoming baby pictures. Jessica wants so badly to do the same.

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz posted a message confirming that Ashlee is in fact pregnant:

"While many have speculated about this, we wanted to wait until after the first trimester to officially confirm that we are expecting our first child. This is truly the most joyous time in our lives and we are excited to share the happy news and start our family.

- Pete and Ashlee Wentz"

These two just don’t seem mature enough to be married, and having a baby, but they are, so good luck to them.

After their not so secret wedding, Pete Wentz spoke to Ryan Seacrest on Ryan’s radio show, and said the he and Ashlee Simpson were spending their honeymoon in the basement. Wentz said on Tuesday:

"This [reported] baby has not been confirmed. The only thing I’m confirming now is that we’re in the basement on our honeymoon with these blow-up palm trees."

All lies.

The couple arrived in New York City yesterday after their real honeymoon in hte Caribbean. It’s all just a game for them. They probably sold the honeymoon pictures to People too. They’re so weird.

Pete Wentz was on the Ryan Seacrest radio show today. Pete said he, and Ashlee Simpson are staying at home rather than going on a honeymoon, and that Ashlee legally took the last name Wentz, but will be called Simpson professionally. They also both signed a prenup. Smart. Most couples would get married when their work schedules allowed them to go on a honeymoon, but this wedding took place because Ashlee is pregnant. It was a shotgun wedding.

Pete wouldn’t comment on Ashlee’s pregnancy, but he already confirmed it at the wedding.

Pete said that Tony Romo was at the wedding dancing mostly with Pete’s grandma. The story about Jessica and Tony still dating just keeps falling apart.