Spice Girls Announce Their Over-the-Hill Tour

Pinch yourself–you’re NOT dreaming, although this could be a very vivid nightmare.  US is reporting that The Spice Girls are going on tour:

The Spice Girls officially announced on Thursday that all five original members — Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm, 33, Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton 32, and Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown, 32, Geri "Ginger Spice" Halliwell, 34, and 33-year-old Victoria"Posh Spice" Beckham -– will reunite for 11 concerts around the world in December and January. The shows will be their first concerts since breaking up in 2001.

There’s no word yet on whether they will be enlisting new names for the tour, but we suggest:  Melanie "My Arthritis Keeps Me From Playing Sports Spice" Chisholm, Emma "Even My Eggs Are Over the Hill Spice" Bunton, Melanie "I Don’t Fall For No Banana In the Tailpipe Either Eddie Murphy Spice" Brown, Geri "My Solo Career Flopped And Now I Wear Moo Moo’s Spice" Halliwell, and, finally, Victoria "I May Be a Butterface But I Scored a Hot Husband Spice" Beckham. 

"Imagine you got divorced and you’ve got back together with your ex-husband," said Halliwell, who quit the group to pursue a solo career in 1998.

"She just appreciates the fact we’ve let her back in," joked Beckham.

Note to Beckham:  You’re lucky we allowed you in the U.S.

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