Sidney Blumenthal DUI Arrest Ignites New Hillary Clinton Scandal

Nashua police say Sidney Blumenthal, Hillary Clinton’s unpaid senior advisor, was arrested early Monday morning after his car was pulled over for traveling 70 mph in a 30 mph zone, and driving erratically. Officers smelled alcohol and issued Blumenthal a field sobriety test, which he failed. He was then arrested. Since Sidney’s car traveled at such a high rate of speed, he was given an aggravated DUI (DWI), which carries a mandatory sentence of at least three days behind bars. Blumenthal was pulled over at 12:30 a.m. Monday morning. Sgt. Mike Masella, one of the arresting officers, said, “I asked if he was here with a campaign. He said he was here with Clinton."

If Hillary’s campaign is anything like Bill’s, there should be far juicier scandals coming soon. Maybe someone will come forward claiming they had a lesbian affair with Hillary, or maybe something more shocking like she used to be a man. That wouldn’t shock me at all.