Shia LaBeouf is a French Name

Shia LaBeouf told Parade Magazine:

"In French, LaBeouf means ’beef,’ but mine is spelled wrong. It should be ’LaBoeuf.’ My grandmother was a beatnik lesbian in the ’50s, who hated her family and decided to change the spelling, and it’s been that way ever since. So you go to France and people are like, ’LaBeouf? You have an illiterate last name.’ By the way, Shia is a bad four-letter word in French. So the literal translation of my name is ’Sh*t the Beef.’ Kind of rock-starry isn’t it?"

I guess it’s better than having the last name of A$$wipe. Also, it’s a good thing Shia’s grandmother become a lesbian after she had kids, or Shia would never have been born.

Did you see Eagle Eye yet?