Sheryl Crow Saves the Planet with Less Toilet Paper

Posted on April 23, 2007 at 1:05 pm (PST)

crow Sheryl Crow Saves the Planet with Less Toilet Paper

“I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming. Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.”

- Whacky Sheryl Crow talking about her (un)realistic and (stupid) genius ideas to save the planet.

My advice is to wipe your butt until it’s clean. Save the planet without sacrificing personal health and hygiene.


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    Fine for her if she wants to use 1 square of toilet paper, and maybe she likes the smell of Ass!!!

    Comment by Candy — May 5, 2007 #

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