Sharon Stones Loves the Handicapped

In Hollywood celebrities think they can park in handicapped spaces as long as their car color matches the handicapped sign, but Sharon Stone violated the other part of that rule. She double parked in a handicapped space, which is only allowed when a celebrity is driving an SUV. Sharon used the "handicapped people are stupid" line with the officer who pulled up one pant leg to reveal his prosthetic lower leg. Then she followed the same advice she gives teenage girls, she offered to relieve some of his stress with her mouth. Not sure how that works, but it sounds like an ancient Chinese secret, and fun. This just made the officer angry since he just lost his little jimmy in a motorcycle accident a few months ago, which is why he stands this way. Finally, Sharon used the Paris Hilton excuse, that she didn’t know it was against the law to park in a handicap space since it’s rectangular like all the other spaces. She’s old, and all she has to offer now are excuses.