Sassy Seacrest and the Superbowl!

Nothing says football like a bowl of chips, a case of beer, and Ryan Seacrest? In the "pull my other leg and it plays Jingle Bells" news, TMZ is reporting that the metrosexual-in-denial will, indeed, have a presence at this year’s Super Bowl. Apparently, he’ll be handling pre-game and halftime hosting duties. Rumor has it Seacrust was actually on the fence about the hosting job, but the NFL threw in free mani/pedi’s for a year. Sold!

First we saw Janet Jackson’s boob. Now Ryan Seacrest will be hosting the Super Bowl. If douche-of-the-year Criss Angel mindfreakifies the half time show, I will live underground for the rest of my life eating grub worms and drinking sewage.