Rosie O’Donnell Offers Danny Noriega Free Cruise

Danny Noriega was not offered a job by Rosie O’Donnell, but rather a free cruise to Mexico on O’Donell’s R Family Vacations. Rosie said on her blog:

“I don’t know if you have to sit around the American Idol studio and look sad for the next few weeks, because I think that’s part of the contract, but you got a free cruise. You and a friend. Come on there, and I want you to sing Tainted Love, I think you’re fantastic. And I think you’re a bold and brave and beautiful young man. And I admire you, Danny Noriega. You have an amazing voice. And your hair looks good straight. You can sing with Cyndi Lauper, and me, onstage.”

This may seem like a job offer, but it’s more of an insult. Rosie is stroking Noriega’s ego to get him to perform for free, not as paid talent. Noriega will have a huge career singing as a drag queen, and he’ll get paid to do it. Tell Rosie to take her strap-on, and shove it where the sun doesn’t shine.