Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter Split

Unreliable gossip columnist Cindy Adams, who can’t even feel her own pulse, is reporting that Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter, aka Kelli O’Donnell, are calling it quits. Adams reports:

WE’RE hearing that the togetherness of Rosie O’Donnell and Kelli Carpenter, the handsome blond gal Rosie calls her wife, may not be so together anymore. They married a few years ago in San Francisco. I remember excited Kelli then showing me her new driver’s license bearing the name Kelli O’Donnell. Whatever other difficulties such a breakup might cause, there is also a houseful of adopted kids they’re raising.

Rosie rushed right out and denied the rumor, then she started a weight loss program that combines watching marathons on TV, while she eats a box of donuts.