Robert Shapiro Quit Lindsay Lohan

Robert Shapiro met with Judge Marsha Revel in her chambers today to say he will no longer be representing Lindsay Lohan. Shapiro made it clear to Lindsay that he would only represent her if she agreed to follow the judge’s order and go to jail, and rehab. Lindsay entered Shapiro’s live-in rehab days ago, but appears to have other ideas about jail, and post jail rehab, so Shapiro quit.

Shawn Chapman Holley was waiting to see if Shapiro could handle Lindsay before she withdrew her representation officially, so now she is technically still Lindsay’s attorney.

Tomorrow Lindsay is supposed to turn herself into authorities in Revel’s courtroom, or a another warrant will be issued for Lindsay’s arrest.

When Lindsay does go to jail she will be in solitary confinement, for her protection, about 20 hours per day, will be allowed to shower every other day, so those hair extensions, and profanity nails will be gone, she will be allowed to exercise three times a week, hopefully on a shower day, and the jail will decide if she can take any of her prescribed narcotics while she is incarcerated.

I believe Lindsay will talk suicide while in jail so she gets a cushy room in the psych unit of a hospital for the remainder of her stay like Paris Hilton did.

In case Lindsay thinks she is being made an example of for her double DUI probation violation, she should consider that Jani Lane, former Warrant singer, has been ordered to serve 120 days in jail for his single DUI.

My hope is that Lindsay will do so poorly in rehab they extend her stay to give her the help she really needs to save her life.