Ranae Shrider Still Selling her Story

Ranae Shrider is still selling her story about being Verne Troyer’s love toy to whomever will listen, and her story is sickening. She says:

"But sex was very different from anything I’d experienced before, and I’d be lying if I didn’t say it was tricky making everything work."

"I had to kneel down just to give him a hug. And anything but the traditional missionary position was just impossible. So I’d lie on the bed and Verne would crawl up my legs to have sex with me. And as he did it his feet would be tickling my knees!"

"It wasn’t quite as passionate as sex with a normal-sized man but he did his best. He didn’t wear a condom. There was no point, they’re all too big."

"It was strange having sex with someone who couldn’t reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over."

"But minutes later Verne was ready to go again. That night we made love three times in 20 minutes, which most bigger men only dream about doing."

"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in."

"But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn’t see him."

"Verne’s voice is just like it is in the films and as he disappeared under the water, I heard this tiny yelp for help. I could just hear him crying, ‘Ranae, I can’t see! Get me out, I’m drowning!’"

"I was frantic and started to scoop the bubbles out so I could find him. The bath was only about 3ft deep but for someone of Verne’s size it was like he’d fallen into the deep end of a swimming pool—and he CAN’T swim. I put my hand under and eventually felt his bald head and hauled him out. I couldn’t believe I’d tried to do something sexy and ended up almost killing him. He looked like a drowned rat."

"Then when I asked, ‘Shall we have sex now?’ he was so out of breath he just stomped off with foam on his shiny head and said, ‘I don’t feel like it now.’ It was dreadful."

What Ranae doesn’t have in brains, she doesn’t make up for in looks, but she’s still cashing in on Verne.