Prince William and Kate Middleton Chased by Paparazzi

Paparazzi chased Prince William and on again girlfriend Kate Middleton on Friday as they left Boujis night club in London. The aggressive pursuit coincided with the start of an inquiry this week into his mother’s death in a 1997 car crash after being followed by photographers. The spokesman said:

"Having already been photographed leaving the club, he and Kate Middleton were then pursued in his car by photographers on motorcycles, in vehicles and on foot. The aggressive pursuit was potentially dangerous and worrying for them."

Knowing that Princess Diana died trying to run from the paparazzi, how about a different approach, like not running. It’s not like they’re being chased by a pack of hungry wolves that want to eat them alive. Just drive and walk at a safe speed, and no one gets hurt. See how easy it is to solve problems? Some say I’m a genius, but it’s just common sense, and those people who say I’m a genius are retarded. No really, they’re retards. They drool when they talk, and call me their king. The retards say, "Look, him use fork, and able to tie shoes."