Porn for Don IMus for a Good Cause

Don Imus has done a lot for kids’ charities, but now he’s helping out the porn industry. Kick Ass Pictures was so inspired by Imus they created a work of artistic proportions called Nappy Headed Hos. Want to know more?:

Nappy Headed Ho’s stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of “nappy”), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of “ho”). It features seven sex scenes and has a running time of over two hours!

You see, nappy and ho are defined in the black english dictionary, so how could they possibly be racial or sexist slurs. It’s all about the culture right? I haven’t seen such genius since Debbie Does Dallas Again, which is being released on blue ray DVD soon, FYI. Still, I have to question the motives of these opportunists. Is this all for profit?:

Adult video company Kick Ass Pictures will be donating one dollar from each Nappy Headed Ho’s DVD to a retirement fund for radio personality Don Imus. … “If Imus doesn’t prevail, then there’s a good chance he’ll need some help with his retirement fund,” said Kulkis. “If he doesn’t choose to accept the money we collect, then we’ll donate it to the United Negro College Fund.”

See, it’s all for a good cause. Put me down for a dozen copies. Wait a minute, is that Star Jones on the cover?

Click here to see the NSFW cover.