Perez Hilton Reports Michael Jackson Fakes His Death

Perez Hilton always claims to have the exclusive on everything, but he’s really just reporting what other real reporters reported first. When the news broke today that Michael Jackson had a heart attack and died, Perez immediately made his know-it-all prediction that Michael was faking it. In his first post on Michael’s death, Perez wrote the following:

“We knew something like this would happen!!

Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!

Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!

His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!

We are dubious!!

Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he “collapsed” at rehearsal!

He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!!

Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!!

Get your money back, ticket holders!!!!”

After learning that Michael Jackson really was dead, Perez changed his posting to read:

Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!

The singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!

His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!

It’s a good thing Perez can edit his previous posts, because he sure looked like a know-it-all, and insensitive, idiot in the first post, which is just Perez being Perez.

Screen captures of both versions of the article/posting are below.