Paul McCartney and Heather Mills Back in Court

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are back in court today. Heather is representing herself in court, and she is asking for 10% of Paul’s billion-dollar fortune. She was allegedly dumped by her lawyers for not paying them, and the lawyers are suing her for their fees. Heather will ask the court to cross examine Paul directly, which will probably happen since she is Pro Se. Some are saying Heather could get $150 million from Paul, but over the weekend there was a report that Heather had called Paul begging him to settle for $20 million, so she won’t look like a gold digger. From the looks of things today, it appears that report was false, and Heather is the gold digger she claims she is not.

Paul is saying he lost $6 million on his last world tour. A source close to Heather told Gatecrasher:

"He’s been claiming that during their marriage he made absolutely nothing. But . . . he went all over America. He claimed they lost money, but she was involved in doing the accounts for the tour. Heather claims it made tens of millions of [dollars]."

Of course Heather was involved in the accounting. She wanted to stay close to the money. Imagine how frustrating it must have been for Heather to look over the accounting records and see Paul was losing money. She was probably panicking, and wanted to hurry up and cash in before Paul’s fortune shrunk below the $1 billion dollar mark.

Another guy came forward to the News of the World claiming he was intimate with Heather while she was dating Sir Paul. He said:

"He was an old bloke and I knew what Heather was like. She was only in love with what Paul could do for her. She loved the idea of being Lady McCartney."

I believe him, and anyone who make these claims about Heather. It’s a given that Heather is a gold digging one legged whore, and that’s being nice.