Paris Hilton to share cell with fellow reckless driver

Despite having to lose the long locks and set aside her Sidekick, at least Paris Hilton and her future cell mate will have lots to chat about when the heiress enters Lynwood, California’s Century Regional Detention Centre in a week. It has been revealed that the blond jailbird will be sharing her two-person cell with a woman serving time for reckless driving.

I was hoping for something a little more exciting. Maybe a lesbian kick-boxer who mutilated her husband.

I had great expectations that Paris might learn something in jail that would inspire her to keep in check for a while. But in Hollywood it seems that nothing good can come from putting like-minded people within close proximity to one another. Just look what happened to Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan when they embarked on their size-0 endeavors.

Oh, well. With any luck her cell-mate will be Michelle Rodriguez. That would make for a great reality television show.