Paris Hilton Sues Over Hallmark Card

Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark for using her image, and her trademarked phrase "That’s Hot," for $500,000 in damages. She also claims Hallmark misappropriated her image and invaded her privacy with the card.

Paris is depicted in Hallmark’s greeting cards showing her in an innocent light using clean and harmless humor. Paris is known for crotch flashing, drug toking, DUI driving, and One Night in Paris home made porn. How could Hallmark try to make Paris seem all Disney? In an alternate universe Paris would have to pay Hallmark for cleaning up her image, and the judge would personally kick her flabby a$$ out of his courtroom with his size 12 cowboy boot. My favorite is the one below. I’m sending that one out for Christmas.