Paris Hilton Sells Champagne

Paris Hilton is in Berlin Germany today to promote her new Champagne. The images above and below are those that will be used to promote the new bubbly alcoholic champagne called Rich Prosecco, and it comes in a can. Yes, a champagne in a can, just like cheap wine. The drink will debut in the United States next year, which means congress should ban imports of gold colored cans immediately. Paris spent time in jail back in June for violating her probation for drinking and driving (DUI), and now rather than saving the world, or saving drunk elephants, she’s out to get everyone drunk. Perhaps her goal is to get hundreds, thousands, or even tens of thousands of people locked up in jail with a DUI, so she can have sweet revenge. Paris is only interested in making a fast buck by exploiting weaknesses like bad judgment and alcoholism. The damage Paris could have caused drinking and driving is nothing compared to the damage she will do selling alcohol. Young girls that look up to her will no doubt have that first drink thanks to Paris’ influence.