Paris Hilton Saves a Midget

Paris Hilton came to the aid of a midget named Robin Sherwood who performed as an Oompa-Loompa in Miami. Robin was hurt when the audience suddenly rushed onto the stage, and his leg was cut. A source said:

"Yes, Paris Hilton stayed with him until an ambulance came to take care of him. … Paris was great, she was there until he was turned over to the medical technicians."

It’s nice to see the jolly green giant, and midgets getting along. The next day Paris forgot all about Robin as she shopped at Atrium boutique in South Beach, where she spent $20,000 on ten dresses, six pairs of jeans, and 30 tops. The shop tried to give her some panties for free, but Paris declined. Panties are bad for her career.