Paris Hilton Neighbors Tattle About Her Reckless Way with Pets

It is so on!

Residents living near Paris Hilton’s West Hollywood home anxiously await her return and the partying and paparazzi swarm that will surely follow.

Not satisfied with merely complaining to authorities, the neighbors have been snitching to the New York Post.

"She treats her animals horribly. They are always getting out and running around the neighborhood. She had a little orange kitty about a year ago that kept getting out and we kept telling her it was outside. She didn’t seem like she cared, and then one day the cat got run over in the middle of the street and died. Not long after, little [Chihuahua] Tinkerbell came to my door and I left a note on her gate. Her assistant came over frantic and tried to offer me a $40 reward. I said, ‘Don’t insult me.’ "

Another neighbor said, "I found two little Chihuahuas of hers running up and down the street with cars and people going up and down. I put them in my bathroom and called Paris. Her assistant answered and said, ‘You can’t drop them off! Miss Hilton isn’t home!’ She took three hours to come get them. Meanwhile she lives five houses away."

There has been widespread speculation about where Tinkerbell has been of late. The harshest accusation on gossip sites had tended to be that Paris is easily bored and stopped bringing them out with her.

In our wildest dreams we never imagined that she was letting her tiny companions roam free. Does she hope to thin the herd through the natural selection enforced by cars and coyotes?

Quick! Somebody call PETA!