Paris Hilton Needs Knee Pads

Paris Hilton is here with Alex Vaggo. He is a Swedish tourist she met at a cheap hotel, and now Paris is offering him modeling jobs and stuff. He’s a tough nut to crack, and he’s probably too smart to be a model. Anyone who refuses to sleep with Paris has obviously overcome his natural animal instinct. Sure I love tuna just as much as the next straight guy, but not when it smells like its been sitting in the sun for a week. For Christmas I’m getting Paris some knee pads. Her knees have seen more action than a whole team of professional athletes.
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Posted on September 26, 2007 at 8:31 am(PST)
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Why and what for?
Perhaps people need to curb their overactive imaginations.
Paris Hilton and this gorgeous Swede may or may not be a couple. But right now they don’t look like a couple, and unless Paris identifies him as her BF it’s all speculation.
In fact, there are just a few guys who have actually been Paris Hilton’s boyfriend.
Most others have been identified as such only by tabloids, which usually “know” very little.