Paris Hilton Jailhouse List

What will Paris Hilton do to try to get out of her 45 day jail sentence? The crying and apologizing in court didn’t work. The judge knew immediately she was only acting, and acting badly. Paris is never going to be an actress if she can’t convince a judge. To get out of spending time in a real jail she might try convincing the judge to lock her up in a Hilton hotel that hasn’t been renuvated in over 10 years, and in a city that smells bad like Tacoma, Washington. Another option is to turn state witness, and help bust her friends for all their illegal behavior, and then disappear into the FBI witness protection program. Oh how I dream that would happen.

Unless a miracle happens Paris will be going to jail. What would Paris bring to jail if she could?

- Elvis Presley CD with the song Jail House Rock
- Valtrex
- Bottled water
- Sleeping pills
- Condoms to score good behavior points with male guards
- A bad attitude
- Full length mirror and vanity
- small mirror for lines of coke
- Pot
- Her publicist
- Josh Henderson