Paris Hilton Has Landed in the Holy Land - Hawaii

Paris Hilton is taking a brief vacation from her "telling lies" after jail promo tour. She landed in Maui with a an outfit designed to make her look more holy. The more fake Paris looks, the more she just looks like herself. Hopefully the photogs get some good pics of Paris drinking and smoking pot to relax on the beach. She even said herself she was hysterical in jail, and that’s because she doesn’t know how to relax without drugs, which could be how she was able to make it through the rest of her jail time. Prescription drugs could be Paris’ new best friends. Once Paris returns from Maui she will be putting in more beach time.

Entertainment Tonight learned that Paris Hilton is renting a house in Malibu. It’s a $2.9 million little pad for her to enjoy for the summer. After her cramped jail cell, she’ll be able to stretch her legs a bit more in the two-bedroom, three-bath, 2,258-square foot house on the beach, where she plans on spending her time as she revamps her image and gets to work on new projects. ET chatted with Hilton’s manager, Jason Moore, and revealed that the heiress is going to be a very busy woman now that she’s back in the business of being Paris. He adds that Paris has an “incredible work schedule” ahead of her over the next several months, with launches of perfume and other products.

Paris is weak. She’ll be a train wreck by the end of the year.