Paris Hilton Electrocuted Almost Drowns

What’s a party without Paris Hilton? Just plain boring. Over the
weekend Paris managed to by getting drunk at a Hollywood party, jumping in the
pool, and just by luck a light near the garden fell into the pool with her. Most
likely someone kicked the light in with her, just to end her miserable life.
Shocklingly she wasn’t electrocuted to death. Her boyfriend Nacho Comocho jumped
in after her, and knocked her in the head, but still she didn’t die. Paris
laughed off the whole incident because she was so wasted she was numb, and
didn’t feel a thing. She probably won’t remenber it happened either. Afterwards
no one wanted to get in the pool, fearing it might have bacteria that could
attach to their genitals. There are more pictures in the gallery. Here’s more
from the rumor report.

"Everyone was stunned. Paris was lucky she didn’t get electrocuted. She
thought it was hilarious. Stavros jumped in next and accidentally knocked her
on the head in the process."

"Paris was so drunk she could barely hold on to the pole, let alone dance."

And to think I turned down an invitation to that party.

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