Paris Hilton Dresses as a Hooker to Prevent Prostate Cancer

Paris Hilton has finally recovered from her horribly life-threatening herpes outbreak rash she got from the sandpaper sheets in jail, and now she’s back at Playboy dressed as a hooker. Gone are the days when Paris carried a bible professing she had changed her party girl ways. Paris vowed to work to change the world for the better, to promote good causes, and said she would no longer party. I’m going to take a wild guess that Paris is promoting male ejaculation to prevent prostate cancer. It’s a good cause. We all need to do our part.

Click below to see the heart felt letter Paris wrote to a fan while she was in jail. It’s heart wrenching. I had tears streaming down my face. In fact, I’m still choked up.