Paris Hilton Dog Food Sold and so Did Hilton Hotels

Paris Hilton has been very busy avoiding working on any of the "good causes" she said she would be working on. Paris spent time sun tanning her crotch and doing her slut aerobics, and on her break time she stared at herself in your compact mirror. The picture below shows Paris spending time at a beach bar, drinking something that is covered up. I suspect she’s already drinking alcohol again. That Paris is a classy lady.

While she was away a used can of gourmet dog food fetched from Paris Hilton’s garbage was sold for $305 on Ebay. How much would her turd go for? Some people will buy anything.

Paris can no longer be called the hotel heiress. Hilton Hotels said late Tuesday that it agreed to be bought by The Blackstone Group, a private equity fund, for about $26 billion in cash.

Today Paris returned to Los Angeles, where she will be heading to her rented beach house for more hard work avoiding "good cause" projects.