Paris Hilton Does Not Eat Swine Flu

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The only person dumber than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt going to Mexico during the Swine Flu pandemic is Paris Hilton.

Paparazzo: Have you heard of the Swine Flu?

Paris: [Shakes head No]

Paparazzo: It’s a new flu that’s ah killing a lot of people in Mexico and everything. Are you concerned about that?

Paris: [Shaking head no] I don’t eat that.

Officials have already announced that eating pork won’t give you the Swine Flu. Of course they mean cooked pork. Paris reminds me of The Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz.


Posted on April 29, 2009 at 4:57 pm(PST)

5 Responses to “Paris Hilton Does Not Eat Swine Flu”

  1. gabrielle says:

    dis chick is b-yond dumb!!!!!what kind of answer is that???????

  2. neil says:

    Mike,

    every flu strain in the last 80 years has had the same potential, monkey flu, bird flu, spanish flu, afircan flu…the list go on and on.

    when i said ‘these people’ I ment dumb non-talent famous for being famous new hounds that bring suffering from there words and lack of help

  3. kar says:

    yes neil,,,the world could be a better place, i think people could actually get dumber listening to this dumb slut.

  4. Mike says:

    Neil,

    It could be a massive loss. This new strain has the potential to evolve into a global influenza pandemic, so it’s nothing to be casual about. The 1918 Spanish flu pandemic killed approximately 50 million people around the globe and this new ’swine flu’ definitely has pandemic potential (easy human-to-human spread and no existing immunity in the community).

    And that wasn’t nice when you said ‘these’ people.

  5. Hi,

    Question, what kind of loss would it be if these people got ‘Swine Flu’?

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