Paris Hilton Cries Victim

Paris Hilton and her mom Kathy were out the day after Paris was sentenced to 45 days in jail, lunching at swank joint Prego and browsing the pricey racks of Francis-Orr and Ermenegildo.

Later in the day Paris Hilton walked outside her house and told a gaggle of camera people, "I told the truth yesterday. I feel that I was treated unfairly." Hilton called the sentence "both cruel and unwarranted" and added "I don’t deserve this." Paris made this statement right in front of her $250,000 Bentley. Who does she think she is? The simple life awaits her in jail.

Paris knows she completely deserves this. I am praying that Paris goes out and either commits more crimes, or tries to leave the country.

Paris doesn’t want to take responsibility for her actions, but let’s hope that doesn’t keep her from going to jail as a consequence for her illegal actions. She’s lucky they haven’t locked her up sooner for doing drugs on video, and what about all her racist remarks on video? Paris wants to play the victim, and she is a victim, of her own illegal behavior. She has only herself to blame, and herself to thank. Still, rumors are she fired her publicist Elliot Mintz after blaming him for telling her she could drive even though her license was suspended. When Paris was pulled over the last time she had the paperwork in her glove compartment saying her license was suspended. No wonder the judge didn’t believe her or her publicist.

Blaming and firing Mintz was cruel, and unwarranted, he didn’t deserve that, and he was treated unfairly. Wouldn’t it be cool if they gave Paris a cursed mirror for her cell that allowed her to see the real person inside her? She’d probably burst into flames, or just melt into a puddle of toxic waste.

Judge Michael T. Sauer deserves a medal, the key to the city, and a statue erected in his honor.

I went to my local grocery store the day Paris was convicted, and yelled out that Paris was going to jail. Everyone in the store stopped what they were doing and applauded, then the entire town held a parade to honor that day.