Paris Hilton Belly Dances in Turkey

Paris Hilton was in Turkey on Thursday judging the Miss Turkey 2008 contest in Istanbul, when she got onstage and showed those whores who the biggest whore in the world is. The name Paris isn’t just known as the city of romance anymore, now the name Paris is also synonymous with whore, prostitute, and slut. Paris said:

"This is my first time judging anything like this. I’m going to look at how the girls carry themselves, what they look like, the way they dress and what they say."

Paris needs her own show. The U.K. has X Factor, which is a lot like American Idol. A Paris show would be called W Factor, the W standing for Whore of course. The show would be all about Paris, and her values. Intelligence, ability to speak well, and family values would count against contestants. Also, if a contestant was caught telling the truth, or wearing the same outfit twice, they would immediately be eliminated.

Paris defended herself against what she calls “media lies,” which are really truthful statements that make it hard for Paris to sell products for children. Paris said:

“I don’t pay attention to lies because I am a good person. I work very hard and I’ve built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.”

Paris pays such little attention to what the media says, that she had to make a public statement about it. Paris would like everyone to know that it isn’t her in that video tape she made with that one guy who married, and recently divorced Pam Anderson, even though it is her. The only time Paris lies is when her lips are moving.