Pamela Anderson is Broke and Pregnant

Kid Rock was on Howard Stern when he talked about how Pamela Anderson was broke when he married her. Then we hear she slept with Rick Salomon to settle a gambling debt, then married him, and now In Touch Weekly claims Pam is two months pregnant. Pam has Hepatitis C. Here’s more about the baby’s risk of catching Hepatitis C:

If a pregnant woman has risk factors for hepatitis C, she should be tested for antibodies against HCV. About four out of every hundred infants born to HCV infected women become infected. The virus is spread to the baby at the time of birth. There is no treatment that can prevent this from happening.

Being a celebrity is a degenerative disease that is incurable, and causes a decreased ability to reason, leading ultimately to harm of the individual or others. Pam is a text book case. She’s not stupid though. When Pam was married to Kid she said she had a miscarriage. Kid filed for divorce before she got pregnant again. Very smart. Rick on the other hand, might have knocked up Pam plus he married her. Rick has just entered the double jeopardy round of his future legal problems with Pam.