Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon Got Married

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon got married last evening. The wedding took place between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic at Planet Hollywood resort. Pam wore a white Valentino dress she probably got at the celebrity Good Will store. At the 10 p.m. magic show Pam announced:

"Hello, I just got married … I did," she said after performing the second show of the night. "I’m distracted. It’s a big day. A big day at the office."

With nothing much left resembling a career, Pam has turned to marriage to keep the money flowing. The 5 minute wedding, and denim dress, speaks volumes about how much value she puts into this marriage, which is number 3. I give this marriage less than 4 months. Pam recently settled a gambling debt owed to Rick by sleeping with him, then announced her whoring publicly. Perhaps this wedding was to settle another debt, or on a dare. Pam has Hepatitis C, and we know Rick did a sex tape with Paris Hilton who has herpes, so that means Pam has it too. Pam is like a sewer. She’ll do the diseased guys that no one else wants to touch. At this point, it might be safer to sleep with a street hooker without protection, than Pamela Anderson.