Kristen Stewart will reportedly play a young lap dancer, and prostitute, in a new film called Welcome to the Rileys by Sopranos star James Gandolfini.

The role includes multiple scenes of Stewart walking around n*de (without clothes on), which is something Kristen says will most likely bring in quite an audience:

“It’s an independent movie that nobody would normally see and now it’s like, ‘Oh, let’s go see Bella [her Twilight character] in this stripper movie; it’ll be crazy!’”

“Working with James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo, who is just incredible, was the most fruitful life-changing experience on a movie that I’ve ever had. It was just the hardest subject matter I’ve ever had to deal with. I play a very broken young girl who is a runaway. She’s a street kid. She’s working in a strip club, and James Gandolfini’s character is just as dead inside as she is, and they wake each other up.”

Let’s see, Elizabeth Berkley stripped Showgirls, and her career ended, Lindsay Lohan stripped in I Know Who Killed Me, and her career was already in the dumps with all her movies going straight to DVD, and Jessica Biel who stripped in Powder Blue, and has always had a luke warm career that never really got out of cruise control mode.

We suspect Kristen is smoking too much pot if she thinks playing a stripper in a movie where she actually strips is going to somehow help her career, if anything, it can only make it worse, but then again she was never much of an actress anyway, so she’ll take her place amongst the actresses mentioned above.

Lindsay Lohan went crazy last night after she lost her cell phone in New York City at the Mott Corner Deli. After walking out of the deli Lindsay realized she forgot her cell phone, so she went back inside.

Lindsay told the deli employee she left her cell phone in the store, and demanded it back. Not knowing who Lindsay was, the deli employee insisted on checking the security tape first before giving Lindsay the phone. Seems reasonable, but no Lindsay threw a huge fit and demanded that someone else in the deli call the New York Police Department for assistance, which they did.

When the cops finally arrive at 7:30 pm they said the situation had been resolved.

What did Lindsay have on that phone that she was so worried about losing? It’s not like she was going to miss any important calls, like offers for acting jobs.

We hear author Allison Burnett refused to cast Lindsay Lohan in the adaptation of her acclaimed novel Undiscovered Gyrl, because she felt the Lindsay’s troubled image would work against the movie. Burnett said:

“She (Lohan) is a wonderful actress, but her fame and baggage would only work against her.”

Miley Cyrus will be offered the role instead of Lohan.

The Burnett book is about a teenager blogging through her s*xual awakening. Sounds like something more appropriate for Miley anyway.

Keep that cell phone close by Lindsay, maybe someone will call you back on one of those fast food applications.

Lindsay sure is looking old and haggard these days, and she’s only 23 years-old going on 50. Drugs, alcohol, and cigarettes can really age a person quickly.

Murdered model Jasmine Fiore was attempting to become a singer, and had recorded a song called Delirious in 2005. At that time Jasmine was calling herself Jazk. The song itself is forgettable. A description of the song is below:

Genre: Dance (Electronica/Trance)
Hometown: San Francisco, California

Inspired by and deriving their name from the modernist visions in Ray Bradbury’s 60’s literature ’Machineries Of Joy" and the neo-classic "Fahrenheit 451", M.O.J were implanted and fused in Northern California in February 2005. California super-model/sassy singer "Jaz" (aka. Jasmine Fiore, and British musician-producer & electronix über-wizard mBlaze (aka. Mike Barnes) blend ethereal female vocals with melodic trance and progressive grooves aimed at both the charts & club remixes. Sonically architected to be intelligent dance music for uplifting your body but inspiring your mind, heart and soul! From the sensational forthcoming U4IA album … **Touch-Tone-Erogenous-Zone**. Composed, Engineered, Mixed & Produced by mBlaze.

Click here to listen to the song.

Taylor Swift posted a link to the video above of Justin Bieber (15) singing Favorite Girl. Justin posted the video in response to Taylor singing his song, so he made it just for Taylor who said in her tweet:

"I love!"

Justin wrote the following note along with the video:

Hey guys its me Justin. I saw Taylor Swift used my song in her last video and was singing it with all her friends having fun and being silly, so I decided to have some fun of my own and make this as a response. This is one of my alter egos Bieber Cash…haha…(johnny cash get it? No? ok ) The song is "Favorite Girl" off my upcoming album My World. Hope you guys like it. Spread the word. Thanks

-Justin

Justin is good. We hope to see Justin perform with Taylor Swift someday.

Oh, and Justin has dedicated fans. Just check out the cool video below featuring 15 year-old cheerleaders Lizzy and LaDonne. The song playing is Justin’s song One Time that is currently number 17 on iTunes. Check out Justin’s MySpace.

Amy Winehouse will be coming to the USA, to Florida state to be specific, and after her visa was finally approved Amy has alarmed her parents that she may start seeing Blake Fielder-Civil again. Amy has even started partying again, despite claims she was clean and sober. The white powder on Amy’s nose tells a different story in our opinion. Here’s more:

She had a wet stain on the front of her T-shirt, teary eyes, spotty red skin and traces of what looked like a mystery substance in her right nostril, and had to be helped to her car.

"Everyone"s been saying that Amy"s on the mend, but her behaviour was very worrying," one onlooker said.

"She didn"t seem to know what was going on and didn"t seem able to walk on her own. People were effectively holding her upright."

Miss Winehouse, 25, spent her night out with an unlikely pair of friends.

After leaving her North London home with Sadie Frost"s ex-boyfriend Kristian Marr, bass player in punk rock band Towers of London, they picked up entertainer David Gest from an address in St John"s Wood.

The trio then went to The Queens pub in Primrose Hill for an hour, until Miss Winehouse emerged and headed home.

The singer has made no secret of her past struggle with drug addiction.

Last night her spokesman insisted she was not back on drugs and denied there was anything suspicious in her nose.

"Amy just went out to dinner with her friend Kristian, it"s as simple as that," the spokesman said. "Kristian also knows David Gest and that"s why he was there."

A friend of the singer"s told the Mail: "It"s not exactly a secret that Amy likes a few drinks.

"She was quite drunk that night but she didn"t take any drugs. She"s still clean and is doing really well."

We’ve seen this movie play out before. Everyone denies Amy has a problem, rather than helping Amy deal with her problem. We would like to hope this story doesn’t have a sad ending, but with everyone in denial it looks like that is where it’s headed.

I guess passed out drunk with a big stain on the front of her shirt means Amy is "doing really well."