Previous rumors were that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson broke up over John Mayor, but now there are new rumors that Romo was so embarrassed over Jessica’s heavy drinking he pulled the plug, despite his love of bimbo blondes.

We think there is a lot wrong with Jessica, and are relieved Romo chose to move on. He can do so much better.

Taylor Swift is joining Cobra Starship, Katy Perry, Russell Brand and Ne-Yo for a special version of the classic West Side Story tune Tonight, for a promo of the 2009 Video Music Awards’ return to the Big Apple. Taylor filmed this special promotion video for the big event.

Get the Hannag Montanna cherries while they’re ripe, and still available.

Who would buy these just because they have a picture of Miley Cyrus on them? Pedos maybe?

Seth MacFarlane, creator of the Family Guy, now says baby Stewie Griffin is gay:

"We had an episode that went all the way to the script phase in which Stewie does come out. It had to do with the harassment he took from other kids at school. He ends up going back in time to prevent a passage in Leviticus from being written: ‘Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind. It is an abomination.’ "

"But we decided it’s better to keep it vague, which makes more sense because he’s a 1-year-old. Ultimately, Stewie will be gay or a very unhappy repressed heterosexual. It also explains why he’s so hellbent on killing his mother, Lois, and taking over the world: He has a lot of aggression, which comes from confusion and uncertainty about his orientation."

Hmm, angry gays. There’s a lot of that going around these days.

John Edwards denied being the father of a baby that came from an affair he had with Rielle Hunter. His wife was really upset, and now come word that a secret DNA test proves Edwards is a big fat liar, as if having an affair didn’t come as a big clue already. The National Enquirer has the exclusive:

UPDATE 8/13/09: Sources told WRAL Raleigh, N.C. that former U.S. Sen. John Edwards is expected to admit he IS the father of his former mistress’ 18-month-old daughter PUBLICLY.

BOMBSHELL WORLD EXCLUSIVE! John Edwards has secretly undergone a DNA test – and it proves he’s the father of his mistress’ love child, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively.

Multiple sources confirm the bombshell development, and reveal lawyers for the disgraced presidential candidate are privately hammering out child support payments with his former lover Rielle Hunter.

Edwards – who hotly denied he was the child’s father when he publicly confessed his affair with Rielle on ABC’s Nightline a year ago – has broken the news to his cancer-stricken wife Elizabeth, sources say.

But The ENQUIRER has also learned that Rielle testified against Edwards before a federal grand jury that’s probing whether he broke campaign finance laws by secretly funneling money to her – and her testimony could send the former North Carolina senator to jail!

The positive DNA test finally ends the elaborate cover-up that Edwards engineered to hide the fact that he fathered Rielle’s 18-month-old daughter Frances.

As The ENQUIRER previously reported in a series of explosive investigative reports, the cover-up involved "hush money" paid to Rielle and Andrew Young, a once-loyal Edwards aide who claimed he’d fathered her child. The secret payments were made by the late Fred Baron, who was Edwards’ national finance chairman.

With Young being left out to dry by Edwards, he pulled a "John Dean" to testify before the grand jury before he could publish his tell-all book about the conspiracy.

"Rielle had no choice but to demand John take a DNA test," said the close friend.

"She was worried about getting long-term financial support for her daughter. So she hired an attorney, and John consented to undergo a secret swab test to establish paternity.

"There was no surprise: The results of the DNA test proved John was Frances’ daddy."

Another source confirmed to The ENQUIRER: "John always knew he was the father of Rielle’s baby.

"Despite the ongoing financial negotiations, sources say Rielle testified against Edwards in front of the grand jury, spending nine hours inside the courthouse on Aug. 6 in Raleigh, N.C.

Rielle’s testimony against Edwards came as a "cooperating witness" for the government, added a source familiar with the investigation.

"Rielle is not dumb. She knew the feds had subpoenaed her bank statements and knew about every payment she received," said the source.

"The FBI told her it was in her best interests to tell the truth, and she did. And unlike the others who have testified, Rielle was driven to the court by FBI agents and escorted in by them. She got favorable treatment because she testified against John."

Edwards is facing federal corruption charges.