Amy Winehouse, according to her father Mitch, is off drugs and alcohol, and she got her chest enlarged, surgically, but she still looks like a train wreck, and acts like one too:

Despite her father’s insistence that she has overcome her troubles, many were left wondering if he was being a tad optimistic.

Winehouse single-handedly brought the Q Awards to a halt in front of stunned guests as she failed to arrive on time for her presenting duties.

The troubled star was due to hand over the prize for the most inspirational artist alongside reggae singer Don Letts.

But Letts was forced back into his seat while embarrassed host Al Murray frantically tried to fill time and organizers searched for the singer.

After several minutes Letts was called back to the stage to present the award to band The Specials with no sign of Winehouse.

Midway through The Specials’ acceptance speech, Winehouse finally arrived, picking her way through the audience and clambering on stage – only to be given a furious talking to by an angry Letts.

Clearly hoping to make a show stopping entrance in the skimpiest of cocktail dresses which showed off her £5,000 chest enlargement surgery, she succeeded for all the wrong reasons.

As the group left the stage she grabbed a microphone shouting down to a hushed crowd, "I know you’ve been to these awards a million times but give it up for The Specials," which brought muted applause from the crowd.

All this was witnessed by her 13-year-old goddaughter Dionne Bromfield whom she had starred with on Strictly Come Dancing recently.

Explaining her tardy arrival to the Daily Mail after the event she looked visibly unsteady as she slurred:

"What’s it to you, I was doing my hair. F*ck off."

Things deteriorated further when Robert Plant arrived on stage to collect the Outstanding Contribution to Music Award in front of a room that included singer Lily Allen and bands Kasabian and the Stereophonics.

As he came to the end of his emotional thank you speech Winehouse heckled from the back of the room across a hushed floor.

It stopped the veteran star in his tracks before he regained his composure and continued.

Her late showing at the Grosvenor House Hotel in central London was even more surprising given that organizers had booked her a suite upstairs in the building in a desperate bid to ensure that she would turn up on time.

What a mess.

Khloe Kardashian announced on her blog that she and Lamar Odom got tattoos on a whim Saturday. She said:

"I’m definitely a believer in tattoos as long as they are thoughtful and have significant meaning, which all of mine do. On my wrist I have "I love you" in my father’s handwriting and on my lower back I have a cross and angel wings with "Daddy" written above it in honor of my father and now I have my husband’s initials "LO". Tattoos are something you’ll have for the rest of your life so it’s important to get one that truly means something to you."

"When we were at dinner, I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand, and then once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other’s initials. I got "LO" in cursive on my right hand and he got "KO" on both hands. I love how my tattoo flows with the one I already have. It’s special to me, which is why I believe it’s worth it when it symbolizes something or someone that is important to you."

A tattoo on the lower back is a tramp stamp. Why defile the memory of your father by putting his tattoo there? Unless daddy is really the guy taking that position at the time. You almost fooled us Khloe.

It doesn’t seem that Lamar really wanted to get Khloe’s intials after all. Lamar’s tattoo is a "KO," which could mean "Knock Out," when it should say "KK."

We’re starting to think Khloe is a bigger fool than Lamar.

Any chance the two of you will go to the courthouse and make your marriage legal anytime soon? Talk is cheap. This whole things smells like a publicity stunt.

Samantha Burke (24), who had a child with Jude Law, put her month-old baby Sophia to work posing for a Hello! magazine cover.

Burke was paid $300,000 for the exclusive pictures.

What we don’t like about this is that Burke had a fling with Jude, got pregnant intentionally, but called it an accident, and now Sophia won’t see her dad much.

What we would like to see is Burke use the Hello! money to raise her child in a positive nurturing environment that invites Jude to be a part of his daughter’s life without having to pay for the priveledge, unless he chooses to.

From what we do know Burke is including Jude in Sophia’s life, and that’s a good thing.

Miley Cyrus did a sleep over with Demi Lovato, and Miley got Demi to pose in the bathroom, then posted the pictures on the Internet. Careful Demi, Miley likes to take a lot of risky pictures then post them for the world to see.

Demi didn’t just have girls over for the sleep over, Joe Jonas spent the night as well.

Demi’s parents were there to keep things in order.

Taylor Swift was asked in an interview for YOU Magazine "wouldn’t a bit of teenage rebellion be healthy?" Taylor said:

"I’ve been given the freedom to do whatever I want. I’m 19. If I want to storm out of the house, and go to a club and get drunk, and take me clothes off, and run n*ked through Nashville, I can do that. It’s just as simple as that. It’s not like I’ve been beaten down by some corporation that’s forcing me to always behave myself. I just naturally do. Sometimes people are fascinated by the fact I don’t care about partying, almost to the point where they think it’s weird. I think when we get to the point where it’s strange for you to not be stumbling around high on something at 19, it’s a warped world."

Hear that young Hollywood. Taylor is a role model you, and the rest of young America can actually look up to. Taylor isn’t a DUI kind of girl, and despite the drama, her talent has carried her career to new heights, and everyone is talking about her. Despite what some people say in the gossip world, you don’t need to get pregnant, get a DUI or arrested, go to rehab, and all that garbage just to get noticed, unless you’re a no talent hack.

Taylor is an old fashioned real celebrity, the kind with real talent.