Jessica Simpson was upset by a Burger King ad that aired on FOX NFL Sunday on October 11, which show Tony Romo Dallas Cowboys teammates making fun of a fat Jessica Simpson. Marion Barber said in the commercial:

“Man, I still can’t believe Tony dated Jessica Simpson, even after she blew up bigger than (teammate) Flozell Adams!”

Jason Witten then said:

“Unlike Tony, at least Jessica comes up big when it counts!”

Coach Wade Phillips then said:

“Say Tony, is Jessica around? We could use a defensive tackle!”

FOX released this statement:

"Burger King Corp. [the sponsors] did not have any editorial input in the creation of the animation that ran last Sunday, and no one from Burger King Corp. approved it before it aired. Upon reflection, our poor attempt at humor was insensitive and we deeply apologize to anyone who might have been offended."

We all know who got offended. Before Jessica got all fat they used to do skits on how dumb she is, allegedly is. Take a look at the Mad TV skit below. The Burger King ad seems pretty weak compared to the thrashing Jessica got from Mad TV.

Right now Jessica is taking a break from performing at a county fair, so she can eating her emotions in the form of a prize winning apple pie smothered with heavy whipping cream. When is Jessica going to come out with her weight loss book, and weight loss video?

Tina Fey was on David Letterman on Wednesday. Letterman read a list of people who stayed virgins from a tabloid, like Brooke Shields (22) and Adriana Lima (27), and it said Fey was 24 years-old when she lost her virginity. Fey said:

"I couldn’t give it away. That’s just good, Christian values, or, being homely."

Letterman loves virgins, but not as much as he loves homely girls. Have you seen his wife Regina Lasko? I’m not sure who is more homely, Lasko or Fey. I’ve got some pictures of Fey during her virgin years below, and Dave’s wife for comparison. Fey is on the far right.

A few days ago a Halo shaped cloud appeared over Moscow, Russia. Days later we have learned that aliens have not invaded, but we do have a statement from a weather forecaster:

"Several fronts have been passing through Moscow recently, there was an intrusion of the Arctic air too, the sun was shining from the west – this is how the effect was produced."

"This is purely an optical effect, although it does look impressive."

Nature is full of wonders, but this one is truly unique.

Jon Stewart on Monday pointed out how CNN spent a lot of time trying to fact check a Saturday Night Live skit that said President Obama hasn’t done anything since taking office. Stewart said:

"While you were doing your research did you also find that sharks live in water and don’t deliver candy grams… and that the majority of boxes do not have d*cks in them?"

Stewart also showed several instances of CNN guests saying spurious things, and introducing made-up statistics without being asked where their numbers came from or countered with facts.

To wrap up Stewart brought in Aasif Mandvi and John Oliver to finish burning CNN at the stake. Mandvi said:

"They’re the most professional network in the business, three times more professional. Most people agree they have 20 to 35 to 70% more facts."

Oliver countered by saying:

"They are goat f**kers."

It’s hard to argue with not made-up facts. On the bright side CNN has a great iPhone App that delivers all their B.S. straight to your phone 24 hours a day.

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson (37) attended the 300th edition of Tatler magazine on Wednesday night, and she wore an outfit that exposed her naughty parts top and bottom.

Who is Tara?

Tara is a British socialite whose father is a former British Olympic skier who advised Prince Charles, she appeared in I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here! NOW!, she replaced Victoria Beckham as the face of Walkers Crisps, and in 2003 she did so much cocaine she had to have surgery to rebuild her collapsed septum.

Tara is a British train wreck, but says now she is drug free, although she is still an attention seeker.

Despite the exposure you’ll still need a magnifying glass to see anything.