January Jones used to date Ashton Kutcher, who didn’t have any confidence in her, but now she’s a star thanks to Mad Men. Jones said:

"The guy I was dating when I first got to L.A. was not supportive of my acting," she says. "He was like, I don’t think you’re going to be good at this. So f*ck you! He only has nice things to say now, if anything, I should thank him. Because the minute you tell me I can’t do something, that’s when I’m most motivated."

This isn’t the kind of girl a guy would want to bring home to meet his mother, and Ashton practically married his mother. You can tell Jones is insecure about her star status, because she likes to name drop a lot.

Nicolas Cage had a lien filed against his assets by the IRS, so he’s been selling property to raise the money needed to pay off his $6 million dollar debt.

Now Cage is suing his business manager Samuel Levin, and is asking for a minimum of $20 million to repair the damage.

Cage earned $40 million between June of 2008 and June of 2009, according to Forbes, but the problems started after:

"Levin placed Cage in numerous highly speculative and risky real estate investments, resulting in Cage suffering catastrophic losses."

Cage also claims Levin failed to pay taxes when they were due. Cage claims it was only this year, after firing Levin, he learned "the gravity of his financial condition."

In the lawsuit, filed by legal pit bull Marty Singer, Cage claims Levin never advised him of his financial bottom line and is guilty of "over-extending [Cage’s] line of credit with banks and financial institutions." The suit claims Levin concealed Cage’s "true financial condition prior to investments and assets being acquired by [Cage]."

Cage claims he paid Levin millions and was "grossly" overcharged for his services.

There’s a lesson here. Hiring someone to manage your finances doesn’t excuse you from reviewing your account records, purchases, and other financial documentation to be sure you are not being scammed.

Despite Cage’s losses, he still has his hot wife Alice Kim.

Lindsay Lohan pleaded guilty for a DUI, for which she got three years probation in 2007, and 84 minutes in jail. Lohan was supposed to be attending the Right on Program for alcohol education, but she took a leave of absence to work as a failed "artistic advisor" for Ungaro. Lohan is now in trouble because the alcohol school reported to the judge that she never returned, until yesterday after Lohan was ordered to appear before a judge today.

Lohan has six weeks left to finish the alcohol education program, and since she has now started attending classes again her lawyer is hoping the judge will give her a pass for violating her probation.

We are hoping Lohan gets jail time for the remainder of her probation. Lohan is a danger to herself, and she needs a big dose of reality.

Michael Lohan went on Maury Povich, for some attention, but also to try to put public pressure on Lindsay to get help. As much as I think Michael does a lot of this for attention, at least he’s doing something to help Lindsay, which is more than Dina Lohan can say.

Falcon Heene, who is now best known as Ballon Boy, appeared on the Today Show this morning, but he wasn’t feeling well so he blew vomit chunks all over dad, Richard Heene.

The family was asked about Falcon being reported as floating away in a balloon, causing police to search for him, but the boy was later found in the attic hiding, probably because he accidentally released the balloon without mom and dad knowing.

Mom, Mayumi Heene, and Richard, were asked if Falcon said as was reported:

"We did this for the show."

The parents were asked by CNN if they had reported the boy lost in a balloon as a publicity stunt, to which Richard said he was appalled at the question, and the insinuation.

The family has appeared on Wife Swap twice, and would like to attract more attention to Richard’s "inventions," and effort to find proof for their belief that we all descended from aliens, so publicity seeking isn’t a far fetched notion.

You’ve got to watch the Wife Swap clips below of this family, they are out of this world. Even better than the Wife Swap video, is the rap video of the three boys called something like Not Pussified. It’s a video about family values.

David Letterman has spiced up his show to keep people’s minds off the fact that he cheated on the mother of his child for many years with staff working on the show. The other night Dave pressed a red button on his desk and Tom Hanks ran and jumped into a guest chair, and said:

"I heard the signal, I came a-running. I was at a really important fund raiser in Cleveland, please don’t press it again unless it’s a real emergency."

Dave pressed the button several times, but we’ll have to excuse Dave since he’s already proved he doesn’t have much impulse control.