Oprah and Stedman on the Rocks

Posted on December 18, 2007 at 7:59 am (PST)

Reports say that after 21 years together Oprah Winfrey and Stedman Graham are having relationship problems. Is Obama to blame? The National Enquirer reports:

The power couple recently visited “a clergyman who has decades of experience dealing with deeply troubled long-term relationships,” an insider told the Enquirer. “Oprah and Stedman’s relationship had been on very shaky ground for a long time.”

Concerned that Oprah no longer finds him interesting, Stedman admitted he felt “very jealous of her relationship with Barack Obama. It seemed to him as though she was always pushing him away, posing with other powerful men and ignoring him.”

The spy claimed Oprah protested Stedman’s perception, and the couple bickered until the counselor calmed them down. In a tense moment, Oprah allegedly announced that she no longer loved Stedman.

With some simple advice, the counselor recommended that Oprah listen to Stedman’s worries. In short, she has to “give up being the top dog in the relationship,” or it’s over.

It must have been tough all these years for Stedman to have to wear the apron while Oprah gets to wear the pants suit. My advice for Stedman, get one of those penis enlargers. It works wonders for some men’s egos, even if they have no one to share their new enlarged penis with. Wouldn’t it be an amazing story if Oprah was pregnant with Barack’s baby?