OJ Simpson Mug Shot

OJ Simpson was arrested today in Las Vegas, and is in jail awaiting a hearing. OJ, and several other men, robbed another man at gun point. As a result OJ is charged with 7 felonies and one gross misdemeanor. OJ and his cohorts were also caught on tape. The tape seals OJ’s fate. Click here to listen to it. Here’s what was said:

OJ: Don’t let nobody out this room. Motherf***ers! Think you can steal my S**t and sell it?

Some guy: No.

OJ: Don’t let nobody out of here. Motherf***er, you think you can steal my s**t?

The tape goes on from there. It’s time to squeeze OJ until the juice runs dry. This time the glove fits, and so will the noose. Click here to see OJ in handcuffs.

You just know OJ is waiting for someone to say, “Punk’d. We got you juice. We squeezed you good and hard.”