Nicole Richie Out of Jail in Record Time

Nicole Richie spent a total of 82 minutes behind bars of her 4 day jail sentence due to…wait for it…overcrowding. From the look at her face in the new mug shot, she already knew she would beat the system. This is better than Oceans 13. Obviously, we’ve underestimated the master criminal genius otherwise known as "the mule." Why "the mule?" Because she’s carrying the evil spawn of Joel Madden, which has now aided a criminal in getting a lighter sentence and special treatment. You’ve won this round Miss Richie, but you won’t be so lucky next time, and there will be a next time, and probably a few more after that, so we’ll have more chances in case we mess up a few more times, but we’ll finally get it right. You just wait and see.

Below is Richie checking into jail. She brought her dogs, then picked them up at the door as she left.