Nicole Richie is Either Pregnant or She Bought Some New Boobs

The third scenario involves Nicole Richie wearing the the most magical push-up bra in all the world. It’s been widely reported that Richie is pregnant. 

Regardless, her boobs look great.

There are no sources confirming or any reps communicating off-the-record, so we’re going to go out on a limb and assert that she merely looks pregnant and that both she and Joel Madden definitely look really happy and healthy. Awwwww….

Knowing what we know about Richie’s frame and weight, it’s just hard to believe that she’s sporting a plump rack like that without the help of the first-trimester titty fairy.

And, frankly, Nic just doesn’t seem like the breast-augmentation type, though I hope the two of them are thoroughly enjoying her newfound curves.

Check it out, decide for yourself, but if she’s in the family way and the ta-tas are the visual confirmation, congratulations to Joel and Nicole.

The gift is in the mail as soon as your reps confirm the big news.