Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni Were Married For Real

French President Nicolas Sarkozy (53) married former model Carla Bruni (40) on Saturday at the Elysee Palace, the couple announced, tying the knot less than three months after they reportedly first met. This time it’s not just a rumor. The couple released the statement saying:

"The Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni were married this morning in the presence of their families in the strictest privacy."

Francois Lebel, mayor of Paris’ eighth arrondissement, or neighborhood, told Europe-1 radio:

"The bride wore white; she was ravishing, as usual. The groom wasn’t bad either."

There are many threats which France has faced in the past, one of which has been wars, but now they face an even greater threat, the possible evil intentions of a woman who controls the President of France. You could say that Carla Bruni now has France by the testicles.