Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo Sex Pictures Won’t be Released

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OK! magazine has paid almost half-a-million dollars to buy the uncensored pictures of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo having sex in a hot tub in Mexico, but don’t expect to see them any time soon. The celebrity friendly magazine bought them to keep them off the market and to make sure no one else could publish them. The Daily News says:

OK! shelled out $400,000 for sex photographs and accompanying video of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo. "There’s much worse stuff than what got out there on the Internet," says a snitch. "If Nick’s fans saw it all, it would definitely change his career, because he kind of has a squeaky-clean image."

But don’t expect to see any steamy pics in the mag’s pages.

In accordance with their celebrity-friendly policy and recent Lachey-Minnillo cover story, OK! shelled out the money to take the material off the market, says a source.

Perhaps the reason Nick doesn’t want the X rated pictures of him boning Vanessa is because this time last year, Jessica Simpson was quoted as saying, "Nick didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it." She also said, "Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though." Maybe he should just make an unauthorized sex tape and budget some money for CGI to enhance his package. Without sex pictures, or a tape, Nick is as exciting as watching grass grow.

If or when those pictures finally surface you’ll find them here, with Nick’s little package magnified.


Posted on July 12, 2007 at 8:40 am(PST)

5 Responses to “Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo Sex Pictures Won’t be Released”

  1. mesho says:
    July 13, 2007 at 5:22 pm

    i agree with Jill, jess comment does tell alot about her charct. but looking at the pic from far you can see how she drifted away and started to show a “diffrent” side to her that didnt fit to his GoodBoy image,and when these pics surfaced it chllanged what she wanted him to look like in public
    GO NICK ;)

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  2. Sarah says:
    July 12, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    uhh yea, trina honey, you’re a little obsessive.

    props to nick for finally nabbing a girl who is deserving of him. he’s down to earth and honest … he’s the good guy here, not Jessica.

    i’m so over her i could just puke already.

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  3. Matt says:
    July 12, 2007 at 1:32 pm

    Trena, we get it already … you’re a tween who loves slutty, ignorant hypocritical Jessica. You say that like every.single.day.
    Go back to your room and pleasure yourself to her pictures again. I’m sick of reading your stupid, one-line sentences kissing the azz of Hollywood’s bimbo.

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  4. Trena says:
    July 12, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    THAT’S FUNNY,,,I LOVE JESS ;-}~

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  5. Jill says:
    July 12, 2007 at 11:26 am

    first of all, for Jessica to have said the things she said reeeeally tells a lot about her character. what a b_tch.
    but secondly, and more importantly, she’s an attention whore. she’d rather put someone else down to make herself feel better. she’s done that a million times.
    while i neither care, nor find interest in the topic, i could almost bet you this was all fabricated just to get back at him somehow.

    when you’re as big a slut as she has become, nothing is going to be big enough to fill your gaping hole.

    nick is adorable. jessica is just an attention-hungry jealous b_tch. if only she was as happy as nick and vanessa appear to be …

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