Newsflash: Family Visits and Paris Hilton Still Cold in Jail

Even Paris Hilton runs out of new dramas to announce from the pokey.

It’s like a case of deja vu as reports leak out that Hilton is cold. Except this time, TMZ says we even get Kathy Hilton imitating her shivering daughter. Bonus!

Mom Kathy complained to assembled photogs that she thought Paris’ arm might be broken, as Paris apparently kept rubbing her arm, shivering in the cold, reports the New York Daily News.

We get it, guys. Jail isn’t fun and it isn’t comfortable — even in the special medical ward.  Perhaps Paris should consider starring in a PSA about jail being bad when she gets out.

Otherwise, shut it, already.  The throngs have tired of the boring, non-life-threatening updates. Dead Man Walking this is not.