Miss USA Tara Conner Headed to Rehab

Miss USA Tara Conner is headed to rehab after allegations of sexual misconduct and underage drinking nearly cost her the crown.

“She parties like one of the guys,” pal Jay Galvin said of Conner, who turned 21 yesterday, and moved to New York shortly after her Miss USA win in April. “She drinks Jack Daniels like it’s water.” (that’s an alcoholic)

Adds another NYC nightclub source, “Tara goes through guys like nobody’s business.” (Rumored hookups include Travis Barker and MTV VJ Damien Fahey.) (Whore)

During a press conference on Tuesday, Donald Trump told reporters: "She’s agreed to go into rehab. She knows that if she makes even the slightest mistake from here on, she will be immediately replaced.”

The Miss Universe Organization co-owner explained that he will use Conner as a role model. "I believe she can do a tremendous service to young people," Trump said.

Conner thanked Trump for letting her keep her title saying, "In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me."

She then gushed, "I’ve had a very big blessing bestowed on me. It truly takes someone with a wonderful heart, a heart of gold and a blessed soul."

Let’s hope it isn’t all talk. Recovering from whoring and alcoholism isn’t an easy task. Still, if Conner makes it to hand her crown to the next Miss USA, it will probably be one of the most watched Miss USA pageants ever. After that Conner will move to Los Angeles for a chance at becoming a real star.