Miss USA Tara Conner Gets a Hottie Sitter

Miss USA Tara Conner is out of rehab, but Donald Trump and the Miss Universe Organization are keeping a tight leash on her. Friends say the beauty queen has moved from her Trump Tower pad to a bigger apartment farther uptown, which she now shares with a chaperone. "She is not allowed to go to clubs anymore," said an insider, "and she has a lot of new rules for going out." A spokesperson for Miss USA said, "Plans to move to a bigger apartment with a chaperone have been in the works for months, and Tara is free to go wherever she wants."

The chaperone is probably a Chippendale, and not one of the gay ones, oh wait, they’re all gay aren’t they. Well then, a hot male model who is heterosexual, and hung like a horse. Conner probably loves horses, and had a pony at every one of her birthday parties, but now she likes to ride them. Yippee-ki-yay!