Mickey Rourke Tells Cop He is Too Fat to Serve

Mickey Rourke has pleaded guilty to reckless driving following his arrest on a Vespa near Miami Beach.

Rourke was arrested in November driving the baby blue scooter. During the arrest, he allegedly told the officer "F&*% you, I’m not drunk." Yesterday, Rourke had some choice words for that cop, telling the Palm Beach Post "I’m friends with most cops in the city and they told me the guy who got me isn’t even liked by his colleagues. He’s a 400-pound f&*% unfit for duty."

Rourke has been sentenced to six months of probation, ordered to pay a fine and ordered to serve 50 hours of community service. Instead of serving the time, he was allowed to buy the hours at $10 per hour so he wouldn’t have to serve.

"The only thing he has to do is take an online driving course," said his lawyer, Michael Grieco.

When he was asked who the mystery blonde was on the back of the scooter with him the night of the arrest, Rourke told the paper "Don’t ask me her name. I have no idea who she was. I met her in a bar and never saw her again."

Maybe if Mickey had a box of donuts with him at the time he could have tossed those on the ground to distract the cop, while he jumped on his scooter and made his get-away.