Michael Vick is Sued by a Crazy Man

A South Carolina inmate has filed a $63,000,000,000 billion dollar lawsuit against Michael Vick, alleging that Vick stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Here’s more:

Jonathan Lee Riches filed the handwritten complaint over "theft and abuse of my animals" on July 23 in the U.S. District Court in Richmond, Va.

Riches alleges that Vick stole two white mixed pit bull dogs from his home in Holiday, Fla., and used them for dogfighting operations in Richmond, Va. The complaint goes on to allege that Vick sold the dogs on eBay and “used the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.”

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

Click here to read the filing against Vick

Yes, that was $63 BILLION dollars. Even the mentally ill can file a lawsuit if they’ve got a pen and the right form to fill out. The guy seems to have a man crush on Vick. I’m sure if these two sat down over a candle lit dinner, and Vick whispered softly in the guy’s ear, his feelings would heal, he’d have hope again, and this lawsuit would disappear. He’s just desperate for some love, and who better to give it to him than the man who had a rape stand for his dogs.