Michael Vick is a Different Kind of Dog Lover

Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick loves dogs. Some people think of dogs as family, some cultures eat them, Michael Vick just likes to torture and kill them after watching them fight each other to the death. Vick has been indicted by the feds for illegal dog fighting and more:

Vick was charged with illegal competitive dog fighting, which involves training pit bulls to fight against other dogs. When authorities searched Vick’s property this month, they found 54 pit bulls and a host of brutal items including a "rape stand," used to hold dogs in place for mating; an electric treadmill modified for dogs and a bloodied piece of carpeting.

Graves of seven pit bulls were found inside "Bad Newz Kennels," a Virginia property owned by Vick had been operating since 2001. The dogs were allegedly killed after testing whether they would be good fighters. According to documents, dogfights would end when one dog died or backed down, and dogs were sometimes put to death by drowning, strangulation, hanging, gunshot, electrocution or some other method.

It’s particularly interesting that Vick had a doggy "rape stand." Perhaps he liked to put on his top hat and monicle, light up a fag, excuse me, cigarette, put on some romantic music, grab a freshly warmed bottle of K-Y, and get it on with his kennel of pit bulls. Vick loves dogs, he’s just so misunderstood. Check out his favorite puppy commercial below.

Kinda makes ya wanna run out and buy a Dodge Nitro doesn’t it? If Vick can’t play football anymore, at least he can be the new Dodge Nitro spokesman.